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01 December 2005 @ 07:54 pm
oh for fuck's sake  
humanity, in its infinite glory, never ceases to amaze me with its propensity for not only engaging in bone-stupid behavior, but doing so repeatedly.
"but... why shouldn't i have forwarded you that e-mail?"

"because it had a virus attached!"

"i know! i sent it to you because i wanted you to tell me if it was a virus or not!"

"that was a really bad idea... never do that again... EV-ER"

"but... why?"

"look... let's say you get really drunk and fuck the local bar skeeze... you wake up the next morning, not only sick with remorse, but with the dawning realization that you not only gave it up for a horrible, quick, and shitty lay that you can't quite remember, but you did it without practicing safe sex. sick with the thought of having your genitalia rot and fall off, you run to the doctor, burst in to his examining room, grab a scalpel, and merrily slice your veins open while spraying blood into his face, while hollering 'DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE AIDS?'"


idiots.
 
 
 
mighty_pit: wankmighty_pit on December 30th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
Dude. that makes my eyes shit blood. added- I want more of this stuff to pollute my work time with.